In the beginning...

[James]

On the first day, God created the Earth. He saw how good it was, and restedfor a day. On the second day, God created the land and sea. He saw how good that was, and he rested for a day. On the third day, God crated man. He saw how good the man was, so God rested for a day. On the fourth day, God created a woman, and since that day, neither God nor man have rested.:)

[csmike1426]

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was
> > missing for six
> > days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him,
> > resting on the
> > seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you
> > been?"
> >
> > God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
> > pointed downwards
> > through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've
> > made." Archangel
> > Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
> >
> > "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on
> > it. I'm going to
> > call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
> > balance."
> >
> > "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God
> > explained, pointing to
> > different parts of earth, "For example, northern
> > Europe will be a place
> > of great opportunity and wealth while southern
> > Europe is going to be
> > poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.
> > Over here I've
> > placed a continent of white people and over there is
> > a continent of
> > black people," God continued, pointing to different
> > countries. "This
> > one will be extremely hot and arid while this one
> > will be very cold and
> > covered in ice."
> > The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed
> > to a large land
> > mass and said, "What's that one?"
> > "Ah," said God. "That's Michigan, the most glorious
> > place on earth.
> > You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my
> > hand, the Hand of
> > God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets,
> > and rolling hills.
> > The people from Michigan are going to be modest,
> > intelligent, and
> > humorous and they are going to be found traveling
> > the world. They will
> > be extremely sociable, hard working and high
> > achieving, and they will be
> > known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers
> > of peace."
> >
> > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
> > proclaimed, "What about
> > balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
> >
> > God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots
> > I'm putting around
> > them in Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, and Canada."

[TRCGAMER]

Canadians arent that dumb!

[Speedbump318]

ull be suprised

[James]

Haha..
Silly Canadians!

[TJG1289]

Those canadians.....

[TRCGAMER]

I read it again and relized that...
we are surrounded by idiots







cough cough "tj gatchell" cough cough
bye

[Speedbump318]

i no some canadians

[James]

canadians, eh?

[Speedbump318]

ya . eh but there not as dumb as most

[James]

the worst, i would have to say, are them Antarcticans.

[TRCGAMER]

yeah i know they think they're all "cool" and stuff with their penguins and polar bears. really ah well at least they don't have HALO 3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Speedbump318]

o ya they are deff the worst