Jesuit humor

[csmike1426]

Since I go to a Jesuit high school (U of D), I have heard a few jokes from the Jesuits themselves. Here's one...

A Franciscan, a Dominican, and a Jesuit were out golfing in the middle of the day. They were enjoying the sport, but they became frustrated because the group ahead of them was playing extremely slowly. Finally, they collared one of the caddies and asked him, "Why is that group going so slow?!? Can you tell them to hurry up?" The caddy replied, "Father, it's handicap day here at the course, and those four golfers ahead of you are all blind men." The Franciscan immediately exclaimed, "Oh, I feel horrible; I was so angry with those men when I shouldn't have been. Forgive me, Lord!" The Dominican likewise replied, "O Lord, have mercy on me for being angry with those poor men!" However, the Jesuit said, "If they're blind, why don't those guys play at night?" :cool:

[csmike1426]

Here's another good one:

A Franciscan, a Dominican, and a Jesuit were walking down a dirt road through a forest. Suddenly, they saw an apparition of the Holy Family at the Nativity by the side of the road. Upon seeing this, the Franciscan immediately fell down on the ground in worship. The Dominican likewise showed reverence by bowing his head in prayer. However, the Jesuit took the apparition in stride. Walking over to the image, he put his arm around Joseph's shoulders and asked him, "Tell me, have you given any thought to the boy's education?"

[TRCGAMER]

The second one is funnier, and what is a jesuit anyway. to me it sounds french. And i took french

[Speedbump318]

i agree tcr gamer