The Twenty and the One

[tzcdrw]

The Twenty and the One

A well-worn one dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The twenty dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the county. "I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.""Wow!" said the one dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church ..."

The twenty dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"

[csmike1426]

That reminds me...

A policeman was making his nightly rounds of the neighborhood when he came upon a man in the street. The man appeared to be searching for something on the ground underneath a streetlight, and he was also somewhat tipsy. The cop asked him, "What are you doing out here this late, sir?" The drunk replied, "Well, officer, I lost a twenty-dollar bill down the road and I'm looking for it right now." The puzzled cop asked him, "If you lost it down the road, why are you looking for it here?" The man replied, "Well, the light's better down here!"

[Speedbump318]

good one lol

[drouillard99]

good one lol

[drouillard99]

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