James
09-11-2007, 10:49 PM
A group of several guys were in the locker room at the country club after playing there round of golf, when suddenly, a cell phone rang. One of the men answered the phone, put it on speaker, and the rest of the men listened in to the conversation.
"Hello?", said the man.
"Hi honey, it's me, I'm at the mall. I saw this leather coat for $1,000 and wanted to make sure that it was okay with you before I bought it."
"Well, if you like that much, then go ahead", said the man.
"I also got a look at the new '08 Lexus-they want $65,000-I know you had talked about getting one, should I put in an order?"
"Well, go ahead-but for that price I want all the options".
"Oh, and by the way-that house that you and I had been interested in before is back on the market for $950,000. Should I make an offer?"
"Alright, but only offer $900,000 at first"
"Okay, see you later, I'm on my way home."
The man closed the cell phone and said to the other men:
"Whose cell phone is this anyways?"
"Hello?", said the man.
"Hi honey, it's me, I'm at the mall. I saw this leather coat for $1,000 and wanted to make sure that it was okay with you before I bought it."
"Well, if you like that much, then go ahead", said the man.
"I also got a look at the new '08 Lexus-they want $65,000-I know you had talked about getting one, should I put in an order?"
"Well, go ahead-but for that price I want all the options".
"Oh, and by the way-that house that you and I had been interested in before is back on the market for $950,000. Should I make an offer?"
"Alright, but only offer $900,000 at first"
"Okay, see you later, I'm on my way home."
The man closed the cell phone and said to the other men:
"Whose cell phone is this anyways?"