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3758Marshal
10-03-2007, 06:04 PM
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer morethan once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,still winter and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or easternaccent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Ohio
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. You drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.
24. You know what a Yooper is.
25. You think owning a Honda is Un American.
26. You know that UP is a place, not adirection
27. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
28. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
29. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Michigan friends.

3758Marshal
10-03-2007, 06:27 PM
1. you define summer as three months of bad sledding
2. you know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre
3. you know that Kalamazoo not only exsists but it isn't far from Hell
4. at least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan/Michigan State football game

3758Marshal
10-03-2007, 06:29 PM
Temperature conversion chart:

60 above, New Yorkers try to turn on the heat; Michiganders plant gardens.

50 above, Californians shiver uncontrollably; Michiganders sunbathe.

40 above, Italian cars won't start; Michigan people drive with the windows down.

32 above, distilled water freezes; Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 above, Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats; Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt.

15 above, New York landlords finally turn up the heat; Michigan people have the last cook-out before it gets too cold.

0 degrees, people in Miami cease to exist; Michigan people lick the flagpole.

20 below, Californians fly away to Mexico; Michigan people get out their winter coats.

40 below, Hollywood disintegrates; Michigan's girl scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

60 below, polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica; Michigan's boy scouts postpone "winter survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below, Mt. St. Helen's freezes; Michigan people rent some videos.

100 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; Michigan people get frustrated they can't thaw the keg.

297 below, microbial life survives on dairy products; Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below, all atomic motion stops; Michigan people start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below, hell freezes over; the Lions win the Super Bowl!

James
10-04-2007, 12:14 AM
funny-but sadly true:)

TRCGAMER
10-04-2007, 09:31 AM
That Was Actually Very Funny Nice Especially With The Lions Hahah

Ekubinski
10-05-2007, 06:20 PM
That Was So Funny! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:d:)

Ekubinski
10-05-2007, 06:21 PM
That Was So FUNNY Hahahhaha

Speedbump318
10-06-2007, 04:06 PM
lol those are all true exceot the one were the lions win the super bowl

Sdizzle0924
03-25-2008, 10:11 PM
Good stuff. My sides hurt even the second time...
And ye of little faith in the Lions...